Bumper stickers and T-shirt slogans ----------------------------------- Forget about world peace...Visualize using your turn signal. The gene pool could use a little chlorine. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. I didn't claw my way to the top of the food chain to eat vegetables. If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made with meat? Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot. Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math. Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. Diplomacy is that art of saying "Nice doggie!" until you can find a rock. I like you but I wouldn't want to see you working with sub-atomic particles. Lead me not into temptation--I can find it myself. Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. Few women admit their age, few men act it. It's lonely at the top, but you eat better. Love: Two vowels, two consonants, two fools. According to my calculations the problem doesn't exist. Some people are alive only because it is illegal to kill them. There are three kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't. Pride is what we have. Vanity is what others have. Warning: Dates on calendar are closer than they appear. Give me ambiguity or give me something else. We have enough youth, how about a fountain of smart? He who laughs last thinks slowest. Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy. We are Microsoft. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? "Auntie Em: Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog." - Dorothy ----------------------------------------- From: bkperk@radiks.net (Brenda Perk) From: Harry Smith