TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY AT THE OFFICE, BUT AREN'T: 10. I need you to whip it out by 5! 9. Mind if I use your laptop? 8. Put this in my box before I leave. 7. If I have to lick one more I'll gag! 6. I want it on my desk now!! 5. Hmmm.....I think it's out of fluid. 4. My equipment's so old, it takes forever to finish. 3. It's an entry-level position. 2. When do you think you'll be getting off today? 1. It's not fair....I do all the work while he just sits back!! ---------- forwarded message From bricker@june.cs.washington.eduSat Aug 19 14:13:25 1995 From: David Smith