ACTUAL NEWSPAPER HEADLINES 
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 o Something went wrong in jet crash, experts says 
 o Police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers 
 o Safety Experts say school bus passengers should be belted 
 o Drunk gets nine months in violin case 
 o Survivor of siamese twins joins parents 
 o Farmer Bill dies in house 
 o Iraqi head seeks arms 
 o Is there a ring of debris around Uranus? 
 o Stud tires out 
 o Prostitutes appeal to Pope 
 o Panda mating fails; Veterinarian takes over 
 o British left waffles on Falkland Islands 
 o Eye drops off shelf 
 o Teacher strikes idle kids 
 o Reagan wins on budget, but more lies ahead 
 o Squad helps dog bite victim 
 o Shot off woman's leg helps Nicklaus to 66 
 o Enraged cow injures farmer with ax 
 o Plane too close to ground, crash probe told 
 o Miners refuse to work after death 
 o Juvenile court to try shooting defendant 
 o Stolen painting found by tree 
 o Two soviet ships collide, one dies 
 o 2 sisters reunited after 18 years in checkout counter 
 o Killer sentenced to die for second time in 10 years 
 o Never withhold herpes infection from loved one 
 o Drunken drivers paid $1000 in '84 
 o War dims hope for peace 
 o If strike isn't settled quickly, it may last a while 
 o Cold wave linked to temperatures 
 o Enfiels couple slain;  Police suspect homicide 

fwd by:Sujay Parekh                               sparekh@cs.washington.edu