Evan McLain's Home Squire

Welcome to my humble page.

Enclosed please find pictures, jokes, and other assorted stuff.

The story so far:
First we dated for six years.
Then we were engaged for a year and a half.
In September 1998, we got married.
Then we lived apart for another year and a half.
Finally Jami and I are living together! Hooray!

To Evan 'n' Jami's Page

Here's my resume.

Dig if you will a picture.

Grab a laugh while you're here.

Find out what happens when you take a bad joke too far.

Explore alternative typography.

Get psyched.

Learn the lore of the TLA.


"Tell the truth, and shame the Devil."
Irish saying, as told by Kathleen Flanagan

Seattle, WA

This page has been continuously published on the Web since 1994. As you can probably guess, it hasn't changed much since then, either. I am holding out for some future time in which it will be considered 'retro'.

Here are some snapshots from the Internet Archive:

I turned the background black to join the protest against the Communications Decency Act in 1996, and never got around to changing it back. I still support free speech on the Net!